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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

velocipedestrienne:
Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.
GOD
SNORT
HAHAHAHAH
I am uncomfortable with how long it took me to read this correctly…


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Hahahaha! Who says it was read incorrectly? *dramatic background music* Never know

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

velocipedestrienne:

Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.

GOD

SNORT

HAHAHAHAH

I am uncomfortable with how long it took me to read this correctly…

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Hahahaha! Who says it was read incorrectly? *dramatic background music* Never know

angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”